Apartment Rules
- Do you have to know all your neighbours?
- Do you have to say hi and make polite conversation with whomever you bump into at the lift?
- Do you have to listen to the numerous stories your house help will tell you (whether you are interested or not) about your neighbour (whose house she works at also)?
- Do you have to request someone, at 9 pm no less, to stop drilling holes and fix their air conditioner in the morning (like normal people would do)?
- Do you have to answer your door at 10 pm because your neighbour is out of potatoes????
