Apartment Rules

1. Do you have to know all your neighbours?
2. Do you have to say hi and make polite conversation with whomever you bump into at the lift?
3. Do you have to listen to the numerous stories your house help will tell you (whether you are interested or not) about your neighbour (whose house she works at also)?
4. Do you have to request someone, at 9 pm no less, to stop drilling holes and fix their air conditioner in the morning (like normal people would do)?
5. Do you have to answer your door at 10 pm because your neighbour is out of potatoes????